Table of contents

When I started this website in 2017, I never imagined it would grow this large. I'm not a for-profit writer, the kind obligated to produce articles every week. I only write when I hear of something troubling related to O'Melveny, and then only if there is no risk of violating defamation law. But the website has now grown so large that I guess it needs a table of contents. Any way, I hope this work helps people seeking information about this law firm.

  1. Introduction and summary

  2. Retiring this blog

  3. Addendum

  4. O'Melveny partners gettin' down

  5. O'Melveny's chief operating officer almost killed himself

  6. Artifice and the failure of First Republic Bank

  7. Don't expect sympathy from O'Melveny's partners; they have their own problems

  8. O'Melveny allegedly tricked a surgical center into accepting its cheap medical insurance

  9. What an of counsel makes at O'Melveny

  10. Attorney sues O'Melveny after being fired for "too many pro bono hours"

  11. What an O'Melveny partner's profit distribution documents look like

  12. Judge criticizes O'Melveny's lack of professionalism

  13. The world of banking lawyers, and our current high inflation

  14. Greg Jacob and his friend Michael Luttig

  15. Life at O'Melveny

  16. Law can be an unpleasant profession (and my exchange with Amy Wax)

  17. If a minority sues for rape or discrimination, use one of their people to fight them

  18. Dan Petrocelli's son was arrested

  19. Elon Musk tried to harm a government lawyer who did his job, instead of monetizing it

  20. Winners and losers in America's opioid era

  21. O'Melveny's suspicious "independent investigation" prompts a coordinated response

  22. Bimal Patel got his money at PayPal

  23. New rape accusation shows why O'Melveny's "independent investigations" aren't trustworthy

  24. O'Melveny embarrasses their client with a reportedly "absurd" letter

  25. Why I can't expand this site beyond O'Melveny & Myers

  26. O'Melveny's generous perquisites

  27. After relying on O'Melveny, California's governor gets blamed for a needless two billion dollar loss

  28. O'Melveny's friend Thomas Barrack got arrested for doing something ingrained in O'Melveny's culture

  29. McDermott, Will & Emery shows how easy it is to game Firsthand/Vault's "best firm to work for" award

  30. Follow-up to the Brian Brooks and Bitcoin post

  31. Brad Butwin's Jewish privilege

  32. Brian Brooks used his position in government to boost Bitcoin, and I'm curious to see how this plays out

  33. O'Melveny tried to stifle anti-corruption laws

  34. Another example of reporters fixing wrongdoing in the legal system

  35. What it means to "think like a lawyer," and the COVID-19 pandemic

  36. A dark profession

  37. O'Melveny hopes its clients get sued

  38. Favoring the children of prominent people

  39. Old tale; new tactics, victims and weapons

  40. O’Melveny chose not to stop racist comments about a judge, and partners "dating" associates

  41. "Top-ranked" restructuring partner gets recruited to O'Melveny; leaves two months later

  42. O'Melveny lawyer threatened scientists in a way that had "life-and-death consequences"

  43. O'Melveny's human resources

  44. O'Melveny's Chair Brad Butwin lied about coronavirus pay cuts

  45. Law students complain that O'Melveny's Vault rankings are misleading

  46. The Mansfield Rule and the lucrative world of law firm diversity marketing

  47. O'Melveny hires attorney accused of mistreatment at his prior firm

  48. Another case in which O’Melveny fights alleged Chinese torture victims

  49. Monetizing government positions

  50. Attorney joins O'Melveny, loses her health and her child, and O'Melveny's benefit provider is fighting her disability claim

  51. The feast or famine life of an O’Melveny partner

  52. Allen & Overy walks away from O'Melveny merger

  53. O'Melveny's revenue-obsessed lawyers might not give the best advice

  54. Subjective, false and misleading

  55. Did O'Melveny ruin Vault's honor system?

  56. O'Melveny's opioid "pipeline"

  57. Giving up revenue to help opioid victims

  58. An O'Melveny alumnus gets arrested while negotiating an "independent investigation" retainer

  59. O'Melveny shows off money they made off of an alleged rape victim's misery

  60. Does an O'Melveny lawyer's profit motive interfere? (Please let me tell you about "margin")

  61. Please feel free to contact me if you need help

  62. CBS's accused sexual assaulter hires O'Melveny

  63. O'Melveny & Myers and Allen & Overy -- two firms that reportedly enabled Harvey Weinstein's sexual assaults -- are about to merge

  64. How O'Melveny reportedly whitewashed sexual harassment at Lionsgate

  65. Which law firms lie on their Vault self-reports? Here is a way to find out

  66. Another threatening letter from O'Melveny

  67. More whitewashing

  68. The late Judge Reinhardt's time at O'Melveny

  69. O'Melveny's sexual harassment investigations

  70. O'Melveny reportedly threatened one of Harvey Weinstein's victims

  71. You had to pretend a lot

  72. Vault tells minorities to join shrinking and demographically stagnant firms

  73. Don't complain about torture or discrimination to Bank of America's General Counsel David Leitch

  74. O'Melveny's threatening letter

  75. O'Melveny, torture, and mandatory arbitration and nondisclosure agreements